my passion...your entertainment
Vitae…Verba…Cruorem…Fluo…
i can’t think of a more miserable week than this last one…summer cold…check…shitty weather…you got it…move to a new home…what else ya got…how about an interview for a new job…right away…
meanwhile…
if you havent checked it out yet…there something new up on burnsizzlebleed…
you know how much i love you…right…of course there are…provisos…I should also tell you that if you hapen to see me and mrs scribe out and about in the world…try not to stare too hard…especially if you are…young…soft…and female…mrs scribe will bitchslap you real quick…trust me…it aint pretty…don’t be fooled…she’s pretty…but she’s old school punk rock tough…
i know you want to do something special for me…like buy me one of these…bad ass, stretched out bicycles…really…i’m not ungrateful for the thought…but how about we replace that old matrress…we’ve worn it out…if you really want to spend some extravagant money on me…you could splurge and get me…one of these…because…I’ve learned that…sometimes…if you want something…the best thing to do is…ask for it…
most of the time, it’s worthless…theres a reason why real professionals…doctors, lawyers, hookers, and such…charge a fee…because they know what they’re talking about…[insert game is to be sold, not told cliche here]…anyone who offers guidance on anything…without being asked…is a huge egomaniac…and probably a fool…
in my continued quest of…vaulting assholery….i offer…maybe not so much advice…but clues as to where to find good information…in this case…on how to grow up to become an excellent lover…
what to do…well, you’ve probably already read dan savages advice to 15 year old boys…if not…do it now…click it…i’ll be here when you get back…done…good…
in addition…there’s…the joy of sex…xaviera hollander…and just for giggles…penthouse letters…why penthouse letters…because sex…good sex…requires…imagination…and very few things spark the imagination better than reading…
there’s not much more i can add…except to reiterate what many other…wiser…people have said…your brain is the biggest…most important…sexual organ…the arts of seduction, sex, and love…straight pimpin…are all centered around that…just don’t over think it…at a certain point…let your body take over…and follow wherever it takes you…
finally…what not to do…
first…stop reading crap like maxim…stop it right now…lad magazines…would have you think that women are nothign more than fun fleshbags…or conniving castrators…the stuff is poisonous…
instead…take a peek at what women’s magazines are telling their readers…about men…and what we desire…and defy every conventional idea presented…refuse to accept anybody who wants to stuff you into one of those pigeonholes…
hey, that’s what works for me…
