i know you want to do something special for me…like buy me one of these…bad ass, stretched out bicycles…really…i’m not ungrateful for the thought…but how about we replace that old matrress…we’ve worn it out…if you really want to spend some extravagant money on me…you could splurge and get me…one of these…because…I’ve learned that…sometimes…if you want something…the best thing to do is…ask for it…
dear mrs. scribe…
