free advice…

most of the time, it’s worthless…theres a reason why real professionals…doctors, lawyers, hookers, and such…charge a fee…because they know what they’re talking about…[insert game is to be sold, not told cliche here]…anyone who offers guidance on anything…without being asked…is a huge egomaniac…and probably a fool…

in my continued quest of…vaulting assholery….i offer…maybe not so much advice…but clues as to where to find good information…in this case…on how to grow up to become an excellent lover…

what to do…well, you’ve probably already read dan savages advice to 15 year old boys…if not…do it now…click it…i’ll be here when you get back…done…good…

in addition…there’s…the joy of sexxaviera hollander…and just for giggles…penthouse letters…why penthouse letters…because sex…good sex…requires…imagination…and very few things spark the imagination better than reading…

there’s not much more i can add…except to reiterate what many other…wiser…people have said…your brain is the biggest…most important…sexual organ…the arts of seduction, sex, and love…straight pimpin…are all centered around that…just don’t over think it…at a certain point…let your body take over…and follow wherever it takes you…

finally…what not to do…

first…stop reading crap like maxim…stop it right now…lad magazines…would have you think that women are nothign more than fun fleshbags…or conniving castrators…the stuff is poisonous…

instead…take a peek at what women’s magazines are telling their readers…about men…and what we desire…and defy every conventional idea presented…refuse to accept anybody who wants to stuff you into one of those pigeonholes…

hey, that’s what works for me…

Johnny Cash Loves You!

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