an explosion of readers…

taking note of my expressed desires…ms scribe has launched an email campaign…to increase traffic and visibility here…well…that did the trick…so…i guess the first thing i should do is say…welcome…to all the new eyeballs…and please check out the many other fine blogs…that are not mine…

i guessthe next thing to do is catch you up on how things go down here…so here is a short history…the highs and the lows…

year one…

i named my influences/inspirationsi state my intenti lay out my working manifestoi get visual…i go slightly…temporarily…insanei rant and ravethings start to get betteri make an invitation to the reader(s)…i retract that invitationi draw a linethings get really better

year two…

i celebrate one of my inspirationsi deal with the realities of the electioni deal with the realities of my relationshipi face some the realities of my prespectivei want to hand out a few doses of realityand then reality shiftsand comes knocking at my door…again…i contemplate a new realityand i like it

year three…

there was the honeymoon…and an examination of my history with cops…some really bad christmas jokes…a lot of talk about love…and some free advice…and we all know how much that’s worth…

so…that’s where we are…there’s a whole lot more to it…but after a while…you get tired of reading about yourself…know wha i mean…

make yourself at home…and come back soon…thanks…

black folks…please…

folks have their knickers in a twist about the three mafia six performance and oscar on sunday night…they call it…”degenerate“…they call it…”coonery“…what the hell…”an all out war on hip hop”…it’s just a song…now…there’s a lot that i don’t know…but of this i am certain…when 15 year old suburban teenagers and your middle aged dad lay claim to the title…and when the academy of motion picture arts and sciences gives an oscar to a song titled “it’s hard out here for a pimp”…with a performance highlighted by…interpretive dance…then pimping must be dead…besides who needs a pimp anyway…i jest…

these people should save their rage and consternation for something important…because the rap game ain’t oppressing anyone…except maybe the rappers…these people have forgotten…already…that hip hop was born from black people catching hell…sure, they might have been down with it when rap was all dashikis and black power fists…talkin bout…free mandela…maybe not even then…but now that it’s people from the streets and ghettos…spitting the…dressed up…ugly truths about poverty in america…they can’t stomach it…the thing is…these rappers are doing the exact thing black conservatives have been chanting forever…use capitalism to pull themselves up out of the streets…you want to get angry…okay…try having an emotion for the young men and women trapped in prostitution by cycles of addiction and abuse…try feeling something for people ignored and neglected by an education system that their choices become…rap…sports…or hustling in the streets…now that’s real…

colfax ave…boulevard of broken…whatever…

colfax is one of denver’s claims to fame…it has been celebrated…neglected…and well…used…mostly used…and now it has a marathon in it’s name…this is denver’s newest marathon…and yours truly is training for it…yeah…one last gasp…before this body becomes…one more broken shell on the beach…i’ll let you know hwo it tursn out…

oscar liveblog 2006…

john’s monologue…was it me or did he look extremely uncomfortable…

supporting actor…nothing like a physical injury to earn your peers respect…and a damn good speech george…

okay…lets get this out of the way…ben stiller…not funny…

animated feature…the easy…sentimental choice…

live action short…wow…that’s something of a surprise…i didn’t think much of that one…

animated short…i gotta be honest…i slept through that one…

okay…lets get this straight…will ferrell and steve carell…now that’s funny

supporting actress…shes a wonderful actress…she derserves it…by the way…have you read my disclaimer lately…

doc short…well…i get one right…doc feature…uh…of course…and ms bacall…theres no shame in wearing your glasses…

this is the muddled middle part of the show…what a slog…

robert altman…long time coming…please allow me to roll out the cliches…american maverick…a true auteur…living legend…well, it’s a bout goddamn time…

uuuummmmm…they really had no idea what to do with pimpology….thta’ts comedy…and then…the award…oh boy…this whole thing started two or three years ago with emimem…i bet they’re regretting that…

things just got a whole lot livelier…even the deadlist…didn’t feel like the downer that it normally is…

foreign lang feature…well damn…i gotta go see that one now…

editing…that was probably the strongest part of that movie…

best actor…good….i hope this means more good leading roles for phil sey hoff…

actress…soon we’ll see less meaningless pap from her…cross your fingers…

adaptation…well…that’s one of three…

original screenplay…i…just…don’t…get…it…

director…two…

best picture…surprise surprise surprise…well…not really when you think about it…a movie about la…celebrated by la people…

ugh…what a nightmarish way to spend three and a hlf hours…promise to never let me do this again…okay…

hello kitty…

i was too busy honing my skills at…chaos…to be of much interest to the ladies when i was in college…but i did manage to meet one or two…one of the more vivacious…was roxy…i don’t know many other people more knowledgable…and passionate…about music…than roxy…and why is it that the biggest music fans i know…are all women…anyway…she was dating someone i knew…that’s about as far as it went…over the years since college though…she kept showing up…concerts…parties…one way or another…we would bump into each other…come to think of it…it’s almost always around this time of year that we cross paths…time passes…aquaintences become almost friends…at least close enough so that whe it comes time to part with a friend…she asks me if i want her cat…which happened to be about the time i was longing for a pet…but too busy being a big city playboy…to want to make the investment of time and energy that a dog requires…warnign signal #56 that a man can be a selfish prick…hes a cat lover…

and that is how i cameto posses the loving, sexy, sassy…ms greta…so thanks roxanna…you’re one of the coolest…ever…

roxys got a blog too…mostly she seems to write about her movie going experiences…of course that means she’s got oscar picks for this weekend…which reminds me…

who should…and will win this years oscars…

BEST PICTURE should & will: Brokeback Mountain (not my favorite of the bunch, [capote] but it is the best told story amongst them)

BEST DIRECTOR should: Bennett Miller (for forging an in depth illustration of a man who previously was something of an enigma) will: Ang Lee (i have yet to see a bad movie from this guy…take a second look at hulk as a love story)

BEST ACTOR should Phillip Seymour Hoffman will: Heath Ledger (not that much better than phil sey hoff, but the momentum seems to be with the gay cowboys rather than the writer who happened to be gay)

BEST ACTRESS should & will: Reese Witherspoon, deserving outsider longshot: Felicity Huffman

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR should: Paul Giamatti (to make up for last year) will: Matt Dillon (been around…paid his dues), the damn he took one for the team award: George Clooney

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS should: Catherine Keener will: Amy Adams (hot buzz), won’t get one cause she’s already got one even if she deserves one: Frances McDormand

BEST ANIMATED FILM should & will: Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY should: A History of Violence (if you read the graphic novel and saw the movie, you know why) will: Brokeback Mountain

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY i’m deadlocked here… The Squid and the Whale or Syriana (the edge goes to the kid beacause coming of age is easier to swallow than complex foreign policy)

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM should & will: Palestine (topical)

Best Feature Documentary: should: Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room will: Murderball

now for my favorite part…

Best Documentary, Short Subjects: should & will: A Note of Triumph: The Golden Age of Norman Corwin (bloggers take note…especially anyone who podcasts…there’s lot to be learned from the golden age of radio)

Best Short Film, Animated: should: 9 (and looking forward to the feature length version) will: One Man Band (from the folks at pixar, funny stuff)

Best Short Film, Live Action: should: Our Time Is Up will: Cashback (favored because it also will be produced as a feature)

and the special award for most overlooked, underappreciated movie of the year goes to: Mirror Mask

that’s my view from the cheap seats…

maybe i’ll liveblog the oscars this year…