Dispatch D.C….comments and complaints…

in any gathering of people you'll have your fair share of douchebags…count 1, 2, 3…one will be your douchebag…problem is, Db's like to hang out together…they are the only ones who will tolerate each other…so, when you encounter one, you can feel like you're at sea amongst douchies…it's brain bending…

also, there's gradiant levels of douchbaggery…like the guy standing in line behind you who can't tell the difference between Lionel Richie singing "Easy Like Sunday Morning" and "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight & The Pips…he also insists that Q-Tip was always a solo artist who did some work with Common, Talib Kwelli, and Tribe Called Quest…rather than a founding member…it's annoying, but hardly the pinnacle of douchey…

that would be reserved for the know-it-all asshat with the smug smile who silently shakes his head and thinks about how he'll blog about this later…

wait, what…?

James P. Johnson

Showing up is not enough.

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1 comment
  1. amy said:

    Smiling! Too funny.

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