some politics…and a joke…

please allow me to step up on my little soap box and announce the obvious…once again…mr bush blew it…what really was the point of his speech last light…the decision has already been made…action already taken…congress can only make symbolic efforts against it…so the whole point of making a speech…was to build popular and political support for his actions…and he blew it…

mr bush…i never believed in your war…and now that we’re in it…the so called new tactics you propose…to take neighborhoods and hold them…traditional combat tactics…is just too late…

it’s too late for your legacy…it’s too late for your credibility…it’s too late…

and now…levity…

rabbi samuelson…young and charismatic…is entertaining a job offer from a synagogue across town…out of respect to his current congregation he calls a meeting at the temple…to discuss the matter…it quickly becomes obvious that they don’t want him to leave…and during the meeting…a man stands up and says…i’ll give you an extra $30,000 for every year you stay…

another man stands up…milo, the guy who owns a car dealership…and shouts…i’ll give you any car on my lot…a murmur runs through the crowd…the rabbi is so overwhelmed by so much generosity…he’s stunned silent…

then old mrs cohen stands up…and says…i’ll have sex with you…everyone gasps and looks at her…old man cohen slinks down in his chair, embarrassed…he whispers…dolores, what are you doing…

what do you mean…you said fuck the rabbi…

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