in the car…

we see aguy drive past with an interesting scar on his head…

me:

i can only imagine how that guy must have gotten that scar

ms scribe:

(pause) a good pistol whipping would do that.

i can only smile and reply.

do i really want to know why pistol whipping was the first thing that came to your mind?

ms scribe proceeds to tell me a story about how Asshole#2 was pulled over by the cops and promptly pistol whipped for mouthing off…sounds familiar…whisch then leads to a story about how a friend of hers was propositioned for a threesome by a married couple…when she refused…they threatened her life…

maybe you can see why i married this woman…

off the shelves…

the house says…

“Girls.

That was all. One word to pretty much sum up the whole of all we cared about. Week in, week out. Where to meet them. What to say to them. How not to need them. That was unattractive. Girls could never know you needed them, which was why our conversation had to be kept secret, because that’s all it was about: needing them.”

the vixen says…

“Bilqis’ appearance belied her inner state as she faced Solomon. A thousand butterflies fluttered their colourful wings inside her, there was a pleasurable humming in her veins and her groin was infused with a warm, sensual feeling. The king reached out and took her hand and Bilqis was astounded by the life and feeling in this single, small piece of her. She could hardly meet Solomon’s eyes. But, she reminded herself, I’m a queen – the Queen of Sheba – I meet any other monarch on equal terms. And when she forced herself to look into Solomon’s eyes, she knew she was no queen looking into the eyes of a king but every woman looking for the first time into the soul of the man she loves and with whom she longs to be physically united.”

the marketer says…

“Our brains have two sides. The right side is emotional and musical. The left side is focused on dexterity and hard data. When you show up to give a presentation, people use both parts of their brains. They use the right side to judge the way you talk, the way you dress, and your body language. Often, people come to a conclusion about your presentation by the time you’re on the second slide. After that, it’s often too late for your bullet points to do you much good.”

the gambler says…

“What a fool! What a silly fool! You’re an old fool you are!”

the jazzbo says…

“Later she waited at a dark corner table at Bobo’s Black Rooster until Mingus came to sit with her at intermission, his hand gently caressing the base of her neck. He spoke casually of needing bread and she said eagerly, “I haven’t much money but you know you can have it. Here, I know it’s not enough.” And carelessly brushing the few bills to the floor as if they were nothing he said as Bobo would say, “Thank you ma’am, thank you ma’am.”

the poker pro says…

“Good players very rarely call. Good players raise or fold.”

the criminal says…

“I had the feeling that I had no feeling”

the poet says…

“when I think of myself dead

I think of somebody making love to you

when I’m not around”

the yegg says…

“If I’m not there five minutes after you, I’ll be in jail. I don’t like to think of that, but the pitcher can can go to the well once too often, and it’s better to know beforehand what you are going to do when it breaks. If I don’t appear you put the stones away safely and wait till I send you word. Don’t try to connect with me.”

I have never liked march…

although the last few years have been good…so maybe things have changed…but i still keep my head down…and one eye over my shoulder…

anyway…

this is my way of telling you that the almanac is updated for next month…and i’ve added a this day in history feature…enjoy…and good luck…

denver love…

for years i’ve been saying that…everyone with any talent in denver…leaves…well…allow me to admit that i’ve been wrong…

there are talented people who have worked…mostly for free…mostly without recognition…for years…in this city…

and here are three examples of people who make denver an interesting place to live…

mr frank kelly rich

those crazy kids over at the yellow rake

and john reidy…who, in my mind…really got things started with a not so little zine called…the hooligan…r.i.p….

[edit- i have been chastised for leaving out shoun flynn, another major indie publisher here in denver]

what a wonderful week…

it’s cumquat appreciation week…why…just because i like the sound of it…as well as the week of the birthdays of…Sidney PoitierNina SimoneDr J…and Steve Jobs

ms scribe has returned from las vegas…you’d think i…the man who loves chaos…would have taken the opportunity to…i dunno…spend more time at the bar…go to the strip club…head to hills and go gambling…or just generally find some trouble to get into…all those things did cross my mind…instead…i went to a couple of very fine movies…looks like i might have outgrown my chaotic tastes…maybe i’ve found…stability…

how boring…any way…

a history  of violence…and…cache…two very different movies…grown up movies…about two two families who come under threat…of terror…the fathers…in particular…aproach the problem with…well…you could call one the american solution…and the other…the french solution…

both men have secrets in their pasts…and have chosen to hide them…well secrets have a way of revealing themselves…especially in movies…

mr cronenberg uses his opportunity to explore the relationship between sex and violence…and i think his ending also says something about family and manhood as well…

mr haneke…is definitely out to say something about the nature of terrorism…and he does a great job playing with…how we watch a movie…

watched back to back…on a weekday afternoon and evening…it’s hard not to make connections between the two…if you’ve seen either or both of these movies…i would be interested in your comments…