in my headphones this week…

our rock of gibraltar, our stonehenge, our taj mahal…

you’re the perfect picture of what love should look like…

…never been a dummy, never did what the dummies do

if you have to fix it with a computer…then you can’t do it

I done did my share of dirt…

up, up, get it up get it up…

back up off me…

Johnny Cash Loves You!

why is this fountain still dry…

is it because the city realizes that the last drought…was just the end of a string of abnormally wet years…

is it because years of high school students dumping laundry detergent into it…sudsing…has seriously damaged it…

is it because the city is too cheap…to restore one of its gems…

or is it because…all the above neglect…has made the fountain beyond repair…

Johnny Cash Loves You!

on blowjobs…

it’s been a while since i wrote about sex…new readers…welcome to my world…try not to be too disturbed…

first, this is good news for the kids…but i have to say…i wasn’t wild about oral sex for a long time…giving…all over it…getting…not so much…mostly because it took a long time for me to meet a woman who could give a decent blowjob…

seriously…i was 30 before i found a woman who wasn’t afraid of a cock…and didn’t treat it like a block of wood…

when i finally did get some good head…o boy…so now, for all you lovely ladies out there discovering the joys of gobbling cock…i offer this piece of advice…try not to think of it as fucking with your mouth…a good blowjob…is a french kiss…

Johnny Cash Loves You!

what i've learned from kenneth murphy…

an appreciation of history and architecture…

a love of reading…

to never give up…

how to look through a camera view finder…

to fight for what you believe…

that i am not a skier…

generosity…

forgiveness…

if you want something, you’ll do what’s necessary to have it…

a man’s past is a good indicator of his future…

it’s good to have an opinion of your own…

it’s better to be able to defend your opinion…

how to wear a hat like a man…

there’s nothing wrong with saying, “i don’t know”…

an appreciation of foreign films…

that black folks have a history and culture that started long before slavery…

that nothing is exempt from entropy…

how to look at art…

Johnny Cash Loves You!

what i’ve learned from kenneth murphy…

an appreciation of history and architecture…

a love of reading…

to never give up…

how to look through a camera view finder…

to fight for what you believe…

that i am not a skier…

generosity…

forgiveness…

if you want something, you’ll do what’s necessary to have it…

a man’s past is a good indicator of his future…

it’s good to have an opinion of your own…

it’s better to be able to defend your opinion…

how to wear a hat like a man…

there’s nothing wrong with saying, “i don’t know”…

an appreciation of foreign films…

that black folks have a history and culture that started long before slavery…

that nothing is exempt from entropy…

how to look at art…

Johnny Cash Loves You!