here’s a secret i’ve known for years…I’m ready to share it with the world…

You know that guy, the one you see walking down the sidewalk with the look in his eye like he’s got the world on a string..you ever wonder how he can move through the world with such confidence?

there are three things that make a man walk like that…a good shine on his shoes, money in his pocket, and an amazing blowjob…

two out three…i can live with that…